If I was a dog this would be me.

Crash n Burn Airlines

It was a success; the test run through the cloud of dust was successful. It was a two hour flight in a beat up 747 Dreamliner. They had no hope for us, but we were determined to make it. It was the bumpiest flight I have ever been apart of; when we entered the cloud of ash it was a solid hour an a half of darkness. When we landed we had a crowd of people waiting for us with smiling faces.

Keep Your Receipt

I miss the days when you only returned stuff at stores. If you don't like your kids I guess you can just return him. People can be so stupid; why would you send a little boy back. He was seven years old for crying out loud. It's a shame what our world is coming to. So I believe that we don't need to send our kids back and try to keep them.