One Wish

I wish I Didn't have to wake up everyday and deal with all the crap life throws at you. But you know what know madder how much we wish for we will never get nothing like that. So you just have to deal with it. Hope for the best and expect the worst. Work hard, keep your nose clean, and honor the lord. If you do that i promise you will succeed, and you wont have to wish for things.

Do You Believe In Mericles?

YES!!!!

Dress Code

The reason that we have dress code is to keep kids in line. I believe that dress code helps the school because if we didn't have it our kids would be wearing crazy inappropriate clothes. Sometimes I don't believe in everything our dress code says, but all in all its for the best. A few places where dress codes are applied are in schools, eating places, and also gas stations. I think people should not have to follow dress codes outside because I think everyone should have the freedom to wear what they want.

"Son get over there and shut your mouth I'm about to beat your butt!" This is what most kid's hear, but some hear this "It's ok son, just don't do it again." Everyone has there own opinion of what is rite, but today I'm gonna tell you how I feel. Parents should punish there kids when they have done wrong, and not when they've done rite. There not our friends there our parents. If your child has a drug or an attitude problem you beat him till he doesn't anymore period!

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite...

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...

Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners

are too heavy...

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...

Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...

What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries...

What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball...

What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving...

What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein...

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...

What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends...

What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts...

What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel...

What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane...

What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
Bloodhounds...

What is a ghoul's favorite flavor?
Lemon-slime...

What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich...

What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A trombone...

What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets...

Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath...

What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure...

Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation...

She lifted up her head and peered outside through the frosted window. Wrinkled eyes gazed into the bright sky, and a smile came over the old woman’s face when she saw the full moon, shining away in all it’s harvest glory, a perfect background setting for All Hallow’s Eve.

A loud purring reached her ears as a black cat leaped up on the table next to the rocking chair she was sitting in.

"Yes, my sweets. Isn’t that a pretty night we have in store for us? Old man moon looks down on us with a wink in his eye tonight."

The cat stared at her with deep green eyes, attention fixed on every word.

"You know what this night means, don’t you, Trickster?" The cat let out a soft meow, listening to his master.

"It is the passing of an age, that is what. Many long years, happy memories, but there is an ending to every story, good and bad. Ol’ Madge here has seen it all, yes I have."

The old woman pushed herself up from the chair, one gnarled hand stroking the silken fur of Trickster. There was a creaking noise as old bones cracked within the ancient body, stiff joints groaning in protest at the effort made by her to straighten up.

"Ah, this craggy old girl ain’t what she used to be. Need a dose of the ointment before I go, that’ll fix me for a little while."

Madge walked over towards a large oaken trunk that was filled with an assortment of herbs, spices, animal parts, jarred collections of insects, packaged powders, and numerous other odds and ends. They were the tools of her trade.

Rummaging through the contents, she found a sachet containing some brown colored leaves, and when she opened it a sweet odor wafted outwards.

"Hmm, this will do fine." The crone went over to a wooden cabinet which had vials of liquid scattered about the shelves. She grabbed a tube with a bubbly fluid inside with a purple tinge to it, and then poured the leaves in.

Wispy curls of vapor rose up, and the old woman drank deeply.

A look of revulsion crossed her face at the bitter taste, but she shook it off.

"Not the fountain of youth, but it bestows on me a glimmer of strength, and that is all I need." She smacked her dry lips together, and smiled with glee.

Madge hobbled over to the great stone fireplace that warmed the cottage, and a black cauldron was resting above the burning flames. A green liquid boiled away in a frenzy, fat bubbles oozing from the surface. She stirred the mixture with a metal ladle.

I don't believe in Halloween so i don't celebrate it

Bully
Someone who is mean, and thinks there better than everyone.

1.yes

2. I just pull up a lawn chair and watch.

3. The way u make a bully stop doing what he does is get someone the same size as him and see if he bullies them.

Donations

If I had $50,000 dollars to donate to charity it would take me awhile to think about who really deserves it. I think I would donate all of the money to homeless kids. So that they have the oppurtunity to go to college have a life, and not have to live a horrible life because of there parents mistakes. I want every kid to have the oppurtunity to make a difference.